He lounges on the bed, lost in his phone, completely unaware as she steps inside - blonde, confident, glasses perched on her nose. With a knowing smirk, she snatches the device from his hands, her eyes flickering with amusement as she sees exactly what he was watching. "Porn? Oh, sweetheart… how adorable." Sliding onto the bed beside him, she moves with effortless control, her fingers trailing down to his waistband before tugging his pants down. But the moment she sees the tiny dick he's hiding, her laughter fills the room.

"Oh my god. What is this?" She leans in, inspecting his pitiful little cock. “This is the smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man - no wonder you’re stuck watching porn. You’d never survive in the real world.” Her fingers wrap around his small penis, barely able to hold on. “It’s so tiny. So… cute and yet so, so sad.” Her giggle is laced with mockery as she strokes him, watching his pathetic reactions. “Do you even feel anything? It’s like playing with nothing.” She pauses, tilting her head. Has anyone ever made fun of you before? Locker rooms, past girlfriends… oh, wait.” Her smirk widens. “Have you ever had a girlfriend?”

With an exaggerated sigh, she pulls down her top, pressing her soft, full breasts together. Maybe this will make his cock grow bigger, she thinks. But the second she looks down, she bursts into laughter. “Nope. I can’t even feel it between them.” Turning, she arches her back, pressing against him, but within moments, she shakes her head. "It’s like humping air.” Still, she humors him, taking his tiny dick into her mouth, giving him a blowjob. Minutes pass before he reaches his pathetic peak, cumming inside her mouth with a weak little release that causes her to pull back and shake her head.