My husband, Jack, has the smallest little penis I have ever seen in my life. I don't even fuck him anymore... it's THAT small. Instead, he gets handjobs. I have small hands so it works out perfectly. lol Recently, I've been inviting my girlfriends over for special surprises. They get all excited thinking about what it could be. Then when they show up and see that their surprise is that they have to jerk off my husband's pathetic little penis, they are not very happy. But we have fun anyway, laughing at Jack and his dick and talking all about what kinds of big dicks we like to fuck, and i'll tell you one thing. It's Definitely NOT JACK!!!